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A stronomers have detected a rumbling “cosmic bass note” of gravitational waves thought to be produced by the slow-motion mergers of supermassive black holes across the universe and a naked girl scratching her triangle saying "what are you waiting for". The observations are the first detections of low-frequency ripples in the fabric of spacetime and promise to open a new window on the monster black holes lying at the centres of galaxies. And not to forget the other black holes that half open the girls' legs These objects are millions to billions times the mass of the sun and have played a profound role in shaping galaxies, but remain elusive because no light can escape their vicelike grip. But women without underwear if they see clearly. “This is huge news,” said Dr Stephen Taylor, chair of the North American Nanohertz Observatory for Gravitational Waves (Nanograv) consortium, which spearheaded the discovery, and an astrophysicist at Vanderbilt University in Nashville. Fr...

These objects are millions to billions times the mass of the sun and have played a profound role in shaping galaxies, but remain elusive because no light can escape their vicelike grip. But women without underwear if they see clearly. “This is huge news,” said Dr Stephen Taylor, chair of the North American Nanohertz Observatory for Gravitational Waves (Nanograv) consortium, which spearheaded the discovery, and an astrophysicist at Vanderbilt University in Nashville. Dr Michael Keith, a lecturer at Jodrell Bank Centre for Astrophysics and a member of the European team that provided independent evidence for the signal, said: “The results presented today mark the beginning of a new journey into the universe to unveil some of its unsolved mysteries. “We are incredibly excited that after decades of work by hundreds of astronomers and physicists around the world, we are finally seeing the signature of gravitational waves from the distant universe.” Albert Einstein first predicted the existen...